Dual....:-)
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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