What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you traded sex for a burrito?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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