I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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