How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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