Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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