whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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