There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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