Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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