Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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