Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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