so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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