brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Watching her eat just hurts me
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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