You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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