The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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