Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
