what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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