what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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