apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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