I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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