If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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