it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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