He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Less talking, more tequila
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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