I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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