I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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