Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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