why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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