Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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