I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
