so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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