she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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