no. you can't hotbox the world.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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