Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This house was built for laser tag.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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