nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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