fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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