Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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