It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We are two peas in an std pod
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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