Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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