So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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