he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just want to make out with him forever
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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