why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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