You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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