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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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