we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You have to summon your inner elephant
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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