I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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