I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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