wat bout pragnant strippers??
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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