Sponge bath it is.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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