so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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