He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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