we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize