I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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