Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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