Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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