it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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