Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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